Zooey!!!!!!

Dave Chappelle rocks, but where are you?

This is funny as hell, it was taped years and years ago. But where is Dave now? It's been a few years since we saw his face on TV. But for now, we settle with some old clips from him.

Here we go

And to all Eastern Greetings! I had an awesome Eastern breakfast with lots of eggs. MMM eggs Benedict's and toast! It was splendid! And now I am playing with my little niece, yeah, she is a real wrestler. She gave me some chops and kicks.

Sorry you guys for my absent, it was kinda busy with school, work and with no internet at home. I live on two stripes of internet-connection on my Mac. It is very very ghetto you guys, I hope soon that we'll get the full access.

'not funny'

OMG, this is 'not funny'!!!!! Oh, dear Padma, looking good as always eating a tasty burger, mmmmmmmmmmm.

Don't upset the Rhythm

I just love this awesome song!

Wall-E vs Watchmen

What if the director of the Watchmen, Zack Snyder made Wall-E? I think this would be the result. It would be so epic. Just watch.

Fragments of excellence: Existence of pain

This is a new segment, I like to call this: Fragments of Excellence. In this segment I share fragments of some of my scenario-work. In the past I have written a lot of screenplays, scenarios and scripts, but I never shared them with anyone. So I am going to share them with you guys in this segment. For my first post on that segment, I introduce to you: Existence of pain. This is a pretty intense, emotional scenario. It is about a guy who is addicted to self-hurting, he has a pretty sad emotional past, so he develops a method to express himself, so he hurts himself.

Existence of pain: The self-reflect scene.

A dark dark bathroom, with a sink on the right, the toilet on the left. A purple bathroom rug in the middle. The moonlight is shining through the window and hits the mirror. A few drops of blood are falling into the sink, tiny drops are making a puddle of red messiness. Like an ocean of blood, the sink is red like someone spilled red paint into it. There is no pain, only blood.

I stare to myself in the mirror, tears are flowing from my eye, falling into the red puddles of blood Why am I doing this? Why can't I stop? There is always a reason to stop and there is always a chance to stop, but I just can't stop. Is it because I love the feel of the knife into my body, or the needles that are piercing my skin? This is far more intense than that. As I look at my hand covered with blood, I realize that I don't feel pain. A normal person feels pain. Maybe I am not normal, maybe I am out of this world. The blood is sliding down to my elbow, making lines of blood on my arm. The palm of my hand is completely covered with blood, I rub it on my face and I look in the mirror. Who are you? Why are you doing this? Are you still the same Jonathan, or are you a demon that took control. Every time I feel hurt or my heart is crushed, I have the urge I hurt myself. When the blade is cutting in my body, I feel saved. The blade is my savior, everybody that is hurting me are the demons. The blade helps me forget, the blood isn't covering my body, no it's covering my pain.

A knocking at the door, is it mine? No, it's the neighbors. I don't want to see my friends looking at me like this. They wouldn't understand, they come from this perfect life, with no sorrow. It's not that I hate them, but they wouldn't understand my pain. Well, not the pain with cutting myself. The emotional pain throughout my entire life.

As I sit on the ground and look at the ceiling, the blood is drying up. And the pain is getting lesser, it is gone? No, this pain wasn't even a fragment of the entire crap in my life. I want to scream but that doesn't work for me, so the cutting helps. All my life I wanted to be someone else, but I still struggle. This life is hard, harder than a bricks. I know what they say: “ it only makes you stronger”. But it's not working on me, I only hurt myself more and more...

Hey Hermano

Hermano in spanish means brother, so this post is all about brothers. First of all, I have one brother, his name is Ernst. He means the world to me, although we have some differences and we have a different style, I love him to death. My brother is nine years older than me, but he is most deff my best friend. We live together, yeah, we're roommates. There are some hard days, but we always manage to work things out. My brother had made some changes in his life. Like me he went through a lot; bad break-ups, the birth of Alysha and many more stuff. Alysha, his daughter means everything to him, you can see that when he holds her and kisses her with all the love in the world.

Lets go many years back, when I was a little squirt. I remember when he first brought me to Amsterdam. Like me, he is a shop-addicted and he brought me to that fabulous world. I remember we went by train and we strolled through the city, he bought ofcourse shoes and clothes and I got toys and we ate at KFC. He had a job back then, he worked in a store and he always bought stuff for me, toys and shoes. I still have some toys that he bought for me, I cherish them with my heart.

Lets go more years back, when we lived in Hoogeveen. My mother always shares this story. It all happened in the snow. My mom can't drive a car, so she did everything by bike. So on this fine snowy day, she got in her bike and I sat in the back seat and my brother went by his own bike, we all went to the store. The way to the store went perfectly but the way back was slightly different. There was a snowy storm, but we needed to go home, because of the cold. So on the way back a huge storm hit us, my brother fell on the ground like my mom and I flew a few meters and landed in the snow. My mom checked on all of us, if we were okay and yeah, we all were okay. You, are properly thinking, that is not a great story. Well, to me and my brother that story means a lot. The fact that I was with my brother and my mom, means a lot. We survived a 'storm' together, if we could survive that, then we can survive everything. So the years that followed, we all went to stuff, but we always stay together. My brother, my hermano, was always the one who took care of me, when I was a little kid and even now, all grown up. And I will always be his little brother and I always be there for him, always got his back and in a way I take care of him. I know times a rough now, but I am here for you man! I love you!

This reminds me of my brother and I.

Memories

I love the OC. One of my favorite characters is Seth Cohen and in the second season there was Alex. She is so cute and awesome. The second season of the OC was awesome thanks to her, so thank you.

This is one of my favorite episodes of the second season: The SnO.C.


And she is most deff a 'not funny' girl!

The Main Event

I grew up with wrestling, I know what you are thinking. It is fake, everything is played out. I know that, but like I said, I grew up with wrestling. Hulk Hogan was my favorite wrestler, his charisma, his image, I loved it all. Over the years, I get to know with other great wrestlers, like: 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair, 'Macho Man' Randy Savage, Sting, Chris Benoit, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin and many many more. Now my favorite wrestlers are: Triple H, Shawn Micheals, Mr Kennedy and CM Punk.


And on the fifth of April these wrestlers will have a match at one of the biggest event ever: Wrestlemanie XXV. It is the 25th anniversary and it will be more than awesome! Every match at Wrestlemania is a main event! First, CM Punk will compete in the money in the bank match. That is a special match. Eight wrestlers will compete and their goals is to capture a briefcase with a title shot for any championship at any moment within a year. The briefcase is located high above the ring, the only way to capture the briefcase is climb with a ladder, but there is a lot of competition, so it will be a big big challenge for the wrestlers and I forgot the mention, every thing goes, so the wrestlers can use chairs, ladders, tables and many more as weapons.

Shawn Micheals will compete against a legend, The Undertaker. This guy is really badass. He is undefeated at Wrestlemania, he already won sixteen Wrestlemania matches in a row. So this match will be legendary. Shawn is an icon, he always performs at his best and he is truly mr. Wrestlemania and the Showstopper. Every match with Shawn is spectacular.

And last, Triple H. He is the current WWE champ. He will compete against Randy Orton, The Legend Killer. This match is for the title. Randy Orton has some bigg issues against Triple H, this match is also personal, because Randy did something to Tripple H's wife, so it will be intense and brutal. So I can't wait till the fifth of April, it will be epic!

Here are some promos of some past Wrestlemanias